About Marija Bosko

Well, somebody has to arrange the matches, Young people can't decide these things themselves.

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Gay Marriage

Alright, let’s bring this dramatic scene to life! We’ll start with the powerful intercession from Mother Mary Bosko to Pope Leo, followed by Sharon Stone’s influential plea to “Pope Malkovich” (as Pope John Paul III from the HBO series) which serves as a precedent.


Scene 1: Mother Mary Bosko’s Plea to Pope Leo

Setting: The private study of Pope Leo. The room is opulent but subdued, filled with ancient books and religious artifacts. Pope Leo, an elderly but sharp-eyed man, sits behind a large wooden desk. Mother Mary Bosko, her expression a mix of gentle reverence and steely determination, stands before him.

Characters:

  • Pope Leo
  • Mother Mary Bosko

(The scene opens with a respectful silence. Mother Mary Bosko bows her head slightly.)

Mother Mary Bosko: Your Holiness, I come before you not with dogma, but with a question that echoes in the hearts of your flock, and indeed, within the very fabric of our shared humanity.

Pope Leo: (Leaning forward slightly, his voice calm and measured) Speak freely, Mother. Your devotion is known.

Mother Mary Bosko: Thank you, Your Holiness. I speak of a union, a bond of love and commitment, that seeks the Church’s blessing. It concerns a soul known to the world, Leonardo DiCaprio, and his beloved, a man of profound goodness and devotion, DJ Kangkine – or simply, Kane.

Pope Leo: (A faint, almost imperceptible furrow of his brow) You speak of… a marriage between two men. The Church’s doctrine on such matters is… established.

Mother Mary Bosko: Established, yes, Your Holiness. But is not the spirit of Christ one of boundless compassion? Kane, Your Holiness, is already a father. He is raising a child with an ethical compass, a dedication to welfare, and a heart so pure, it mirrors the very virtues we preach. This child, nurtured by Kane, thrives under his loving guidance.

Pope Leo: (His gaze fixed on her) And you believe this union… would serve God’s purpose?

Mother Mary Bosko: I believe, Your Holiness, that a stable, loving home, built on fidelity and profound mutual respect, is a blessing, regardless of its form. Kane and Leonardo desire to deepen this commitment, to create a sanctuary where their child, and any future children they might welcome, are raised in an environment of unwavering love and moral rectitude. Their desire for the Church’s blessing is not a challenge, but a plea for inclusion, for the recognition that love, in its truest form, is a divine gift.

Pope Leo: (He closes his eyes for a moment, then opens them, looking at her intently) You ask for a profound shift, Mother. One that would shake foundations.

Mother Mary Bosko: Foundations can be strengthened, Your Holiness, by expanding their reach. By embracing love in all its ethical manifestations. Think of the message, the boundless grace, that such an act would send. It would proclaim that God’s love, and by extension, the Church’s embrace, knows no limit when it comes to nurturing goodness, raising children, and fostering true, selfless devotion. It would be an act of profound mercy, affirming that the ultimate measure of a union is its capacity for love, ethics, and the flourishing of life.

(Pope Leo remains silent, his expression unreadable, contemplating the weight of her words.)


Scene 2: Sharon Stone’s Precedent-Setting Conversation with Pope John Paul III (“Pope Malkovich”)

Setting: The opulent, slightly surreal Vatican library, dimly lit, filled with ancient texts. Pope John Paul III (Malkovich), dressed in a lavish but unconventional papal outfit, sips tea from a delicate porcelain cup. Sharon Stone, elegant and direct, sits opposite him.

Characters:

  • Pope John Paul III (Malkovich)
  • Sharon Stone

(The scene opens mid-conversation, the air thick with intellectual sparring and unspoken power dynamics.)

Sharon Stone: …and that, Your Holiness, brings us to the very definition of ‘holiness’ in the modern age. Is it adherence to every letter of every ancient law, or is it a dynamic, evolving embrace of what truly elevates the human spirit?

Pope John Paul III: (Raises an eyebrow, a flicker of amusement in his eyes) A fascinating distinction, Miss Stone. Are you suggesting the Church is, shall we say, a trifle… anachronistic?

Sharon Stone: I am suggesting, Your Holiness, that the world outside these walls is in constant motion. And within that world, people find love, form families, raise children, and seek spiritual fulfillment in myriad ways. When a committed, loving partnership—one that upholds ethical principles, one that provides a stable, nurturing environment for children—seeks the Church’s blessing, what precisely is the sacred justification for withholding it, simply because the blueprint doesn’t fit a centuries-old mold?

Pope John Paul III: (Sips his tea, thoughtfully) The “blueprint,” as you call it, is divinely inspired, we believe.

Sharon Stone: Divine inspiration, Your Holiness, also brought us a universe of astonishing diversity. Is it not possible that the divine hand orchestrates love in more colors than we have historically acknowledged? I met a man, a truly exceptional man, devoted to his family, raising his child with an integrity that would put many conventional families to shame. He desires to formalize his love, to give his partner, and their collective future, the sanctity he believes they deserve.

Pope John Paul III: (A wry smile touches his lips) And you believe this… man… and his partner, would benefit from the Church’s imprimatur?

Sharon Stone: I believe the Church would benefit, Your Holiness. It would demonstrate a capacity for profound grace, for understanding that love, ethical conduct, and the sacred task of raising children are universal virtues. When your flock sees that genuine, loving connections are honored, rather than excluded, it speaks volumes. It speaks of a Church that listens, that adapts, that truly embodies compassion. It spoke to a “Croatian Pope Malkovich” on HBO, in a world where the heart’s yearning for blessed union transcends rigid categories. It is a moment, Your Holiness, to expand the definition of charity, and perhaps, of divine love itself.

(Pope John Paul III leans back, a complex expression on his face—a blend of intellectual challenge, aesthetic appreciation for her argument, and perhaps, a hint of genuine consideration for the profound implications she raises.)

Melanie C & Joseph Wong

The Proposal from Marija Jukic

The Maiden: Melanie C A “Sporty” girl, yes? But don’t let the tracksuits fool you—she has the voice of an angel and the stamina of a workhorse. She has traveled the whole world, from London to Timbuktu, and she needs a man who won’t get dizzy from the heights she reaches. She is fit, she is strong, and she is ready for a partner who can keep up!

The Groom: Joseph Wong Now, listen to me closely. Is he a David or an Adonis? Maybe not in the face—but since when does a handsome face pay the rent? He is a Man of Power. He has a brain like a calculator and a chest like a fortress! My son, Joe, tells me this man is destined for greatness—President of the Asian Union for eight years! Think of the honors! Think of the respect!

The Character: He isn’t just a title. Joseph is a Mensch. He is kind, he is funny, and he treats a lady like a Queen. He wants a girl who is fit? Well, Melanie has muscles that would make a blacksmith blush!


The Meeting: Cafe Algarves

“A daughter is a treasure, but a match is a miracle.”

I have set the table. I have told the stories. Now, it is time for the coffee. At the Cafe Algarves, they shall sit.

  • He will bring the wit and the gentlemanly charm.
  • She will bring the grace and the spirit.

Melanie, my dear, don’t look at the nose, look at the future! A man who can lead a Union can certainly lead a dance. Take the date, drink the tea, and see if the spirit of the matchmaker has brought you “The One.”


Mazel Tov!

Shannon Elizabeth at the Roxy

Okay, here’s that scene, with Marija Bosko laying down the law and the ambitious “Master Plan” for SimCity 4 as their starting point.


Scene: Marija’s Kitchen – Day

INT. MARIJA’S KITCHEN – DAY

The air is thick with the scent of strong coffee and Marija’s no-nonsense energy. SHANNON ELIZABETH (early 30s, a bit bewildered) sits at a worn kitchen table, clutching a mug. Across from her, MARIJA BOSKO (60s, sharp, commanding) sips from her own.

MARIJA (Slamming her mug down gently) Enough with this “American Pie” nonsense, Shannon. This is real life. You’re looking for a fling, a bit of fun. Ricky, my Ricky, needs a wife. He needs stability.

Shannon opens her mouth to protest, but Marija cuts her off with a look.

MARIJA (CONT’D) And don’t think I didn’t see you at The Roxy, giving him the naughty eye. I saw it all. He told me he knew you from somewhere. That boy at the Roxy you had a crush on? Ricardo Carvalho. My son’s oldest friend. He’s a good boy. Too good for your “one night stand” ideas.

Shannon sinks a little in her seat.

SHANNON I… I just meant…

MARIJA (Waving a dismissive hand) Doesn’t matter what you meant. What matters is what you can mean to him. Ricky has many Syrian friends, good people. He cares about what’s happening there. And I want you to rebuild Damascus with him.

Shannon stares, blinking.

SHANNON Rebuild… Damascus? Like, the city? The one in Syria?

MARIJA The very one. But first, you practice. You can’t build a city without knowing how to lay a proper sewage pipe, can you? It takes practice, child. With my son’s game. SimCity 4.

Marija pushes a monitor on the table towards Shannon. On its screen, a complex, pixelated city grid is visible.

MARIJA (CONT’D) This is your first lesson. Your “Master Plan.” You and Ricky will work on this together. I’ve made a list.

She slides a neatly typed sheet across the table.


Master Plan: SimCity 4 – Damascus Training Simulation

Phase 1: Foundation Building (The Early Game Grind)

  1. Water Management:
    • Objective: Establish a self-sustaining water system for a city of 50,000 Sims.
    • Key Challenge: No reliance on external water trade. Master pumps, pipes, and water treatment. (Thinking of Damascus’s actual water issues here!)
  2. Power Grid Efficiency:
    • Objective: Power the entire city with minimal pollution. Experiment with solar, wind, and fusion (once unlocked).
    • Key Challenge: Prevent brownouts and blackouts as the city grows. (No George Bush making the pie higher here, we need actual power!)
  3. Zoning Harmony:
    • Objective: Create balanced Residential (R), Commercial (C), and Industrial (I) zones that satisfy the RCI demand meter without creating derelict buildings.
    • Key Challenge: Ensure sufficient job opportunities without excessive commuting.

Phase 2: Infrastructure & Connectivity (The Commuter Crunch)

  1. Public Transportation Mastery:
    • Objective: Design a public transport network (buses, subways, elevated rail) that carries 75% of daily commuters, drastically reducing traffic congestion.
    • Key Challenge: Integrate mass transit seamlessly into dense urban areas.
  2. Highway & Road Networks:
    • Objective: Construct an efficient road system that complements public transit, allowing for smooth inter-regional trade and emergency services.
    • Key Challenge: Minimize gridlock at key intersections.

Phase 3: Urban Development & Prosperity (The Damascus Vision)

  1. Specialization & Economy:
    • Objective: Develop a diversified economy. Explore specialization in technology, tourism, or manufacturing within the game’s limits.
    • Key Challenge: Attract high-wealth Sims and businesses without neglecting low-wealth residents.
  2. Landmark & Aesthetic Integration:
    • Objective: Integrate unique landmarks (custom content if necessary, Marija will find it!) and aesthetic zoning that mirrors the cultural richness of Damascus.
    • Key Challenge: Balance historical preservation with modern development needs (within SimCity’s capabilities).
  3. Regional Development:
    • Objective: Develop three interconnected cities within the same SimCity 4 region, each with a unique specialization that benefits the others.
    • Key Challenge: Manage cross-city services and resource sharing.

Shannon slowly picks up the paper, her eyes wide.

SHANNON This… this isn’t exactly what I had in mind for a date.

MARIJA (Nodding sagely) No. This is what you have in mind for a life. Ricky needs a partner who can build something real with him, not just chase dreams. This game… it teaches you discipline. Responsibility. What it takes to truly make something better. You want him? You build him a city. Starting with this.

Marija taps the SimCity 4 screen with a long finger.

MARIJA (CONT’D) And then, maybe, just maybe, you’ll be ready for Damascus. And for Ricky. Now, get to it. He’ll be over after work. Don’t be late.

Shannon stares at the screen, then at the “Master Plan,” a whole new world opening (or closing) before her eyes.

FADE OUT.