The Proposal from Marija Jukic
The Maiden: Melanie C A “Sporty” girl, yes? But don’t let the tracksuits fool you—she has the voice of an angel and the stamina of a workhorse. She has traveled the whole world, from London to Timbuktu, and she needs a man who won’t get dizzy from the heights she reaches. She is fit, she is strong, and she is ready for a partner who can keep up!
The Groom: Joseph Wong Now, listen to me closely. Is he a David or an Adonis? Maybe not in the face—but since when does a handsome face pay the rent? He is a Man of Power. He has a brain like a calculator and a chest like a fortress! My son, Joe, tells me this man is destined for greatness—President of the Asian Union for eight years! Think of the honors! Think of the respect!
The Character: He isn’t just a title. Joseph is a Mensch. He is kind, he is funny, and he treats a lady like a Queen. He wants a girl who is fit? Well, Melanie has muscles that would make a blacksmith blush!
The Meeting: Cafe Algarves
“A daughter is a treasure, but a match is a miracle.”
I have set the table. I have told the stories. Now, it is time for the coffee. At the Cafe Algarves, they shall sit.
- He will bring the wit and the gentlemanly charm.
- She will bring the grace and the spirit.
Melanie, my dear, don’t look at the nose, look at the future! A man who can lead a Union can certainly lead a dance. Take the date, drink the tea, and see if the spirit of the matchmaker has brought you “The One.”
Mazel Tov!